- An umbrella made for texting. I hate this, but I think I want it.
- My pretend-husband Cory Booker created a jewelry line made from melted guns. Have I mentioned how perfect he is?
- A perpetually disappointed Amazon reviewer.
- How to make an Old Fashioned. This is something I need to figure out because it is my all-time favorite drink.
- A Ron Swanson mug. Perfect.

- I wish I was this talented to make myself a sick dwarf beard.
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