A Collection of Google Search History. (Don't Judge Me.)

I got a little bored the other day and went through my history of Google searches. Here are some that I thought were particularly funny.

- "Amanda Bynes twotter crazy" - 12/30/12 - 5:30 pm

I really missed Amanda Bynes that day. Does anyone else remember her insane tweets? I also learned from that search that she does not have a publicist. But, I already knew that.

- "why isnt there tiny tower for kindle fire?" - 12/20/12 - 4:20 pm

This quickly turned into a mad search on "How to root Kindle Fire." For the record, I did not root my Kindle Fire and I am still upset about Tiny Tower.

- "alvin gentry looks like a bass" - 11/30/10 - 12:03 am

I don't even know?

- "Joe Scarborough" - 3/12/11 - 11:50 am

This was the time I met Joe Scarborough and I googled him to confirm that it was indeed him standing across the room.

- "dress up as dumbledore" - 7/6/11 - 10:17 pm

I like that I had to google this.

- "penis to put in friend's mouth in picture" - 9/17/11 - 9:22 pm

I know exactly what I was looking for. An image of a penis to photoshop onto pictures of my friends. I think I was mad at someone. I thought it would be hilarious. And it would have.

- "olive hands" - 11/9/11 - 12:23 pm

I don't even want to explain this because I think it's self-explanatory.