Anyone that knows me is aware of my Kanye-obsession.
Sometimes, I just randomly blurt out, "Kanye West is a lyrical genius" or "Kanye West is the greatest human being ever."
No, seriously, I say these things on a regular basis, much to the chagrin of people around me.
I just wanted to round up some of Kanye's best lyrics to prove my point - that Kanye West is a lyrical genius and thus the greatest human alive.
1) "Got staples on my dick. Why? Fuckin' centerfolds." - Illest Motherfucker Alive
GET IT? GET IT?
2) "Have you ever had sex with a pharoh? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus. Now she claiming that I bruise her esophagus." - Monster
He just used sarcophagus in a rap song. And made a reference to him having a huge penis. GENIUS.
3) "Hey Mona Lisa. Come home - you know you can't Rome without Casear." - Flashing Lights
I was listening to this song with someone and he got angry at this lyric and he yelled at the stereo, "YES YOU CAN! YOU CAN ROME WITHOUT CAESAR."
But there's a double meaning. Rome/Roam. Get it? GET IT?
But, the best part about Kanye is that he knows he's the best though.
Labels: Kanye West, lists