Sorry I'm not sorry to everyone in my life that has had to listen to this song a million times with me.
I think it's amazing.
0:07 -- Look at those panty hose. And that shirt. Halloween costume decided.
0:20 - Yes. That is cough syrup. She's making a beverage known as Purple Drank - which is cough syrup - with codeine - and Sprite. It's similar to taking PCP.
0:24 -- I don't understand the honey, but it works for me.
0:29 -- AND IT BEGINS.
0:39 -- 10 seconds in and you have to admit, it is kind of catchy.
0:43 -- Classy. And patriotic.
1:02 -- "I should have worked at KFC" This lyric is interesting because KFC is known for their birds. Well, bird is another term for cocaine. She's stating that she should have sold cocaine. GUYS, THIS SONG IS DEEP.
1:10 -- MY FAVORITE PART IS COMING UP.
1:14 -- GRRRRRRR.
"Before you plant the seed, gotta test the soil. Now I'm on your roof. Gargoyle. GRRRRRR."
1:20 -- After the first 20 times I watched this, my friends and I definitely ran out and bought some Squirt. It's just as disgusting as you think it is. But, now I'm craving some again.
1:37 -- Yes, RiFF RAFF is holding Miracle Whip in his hand. Why? I haven't figured that out yet.
1:38 -- BUT DO YOU LIKE HIS FACIAL HAIR? BECAUSE I DO.
1:49 -- He wants the world in his hands - Palm Pilot. But seriously. That facial hair. That takes effort.
2:04 -- The other greatest line in this song: "Now she like a movie -- coming soon." Thank you, RiFF RAFF.
2:20 -- I love the ICEE necklace with the bling.
So, this has become my life. I just watch Lil Debbie and RiFF RAFF videos all day and think about them. I've been following them on Twitter too. Which makes checking my Twitter feed a pleasure.
Oh, and be on the look-out for my upcoming post about RiFF RAFF's Christmas song. Because yeah, it exists. And yeah, it's just as awesome as you would expect.